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Meeting the Prez

Hey ya'll, I was just invited to spend some time with the President, the Vice President, the President's father and the Attorney General.


Is this great news or what?


I've been told they want to talk about my book

"The Invisible Patriots"
by none other than me,
Norman Chenoweth


I wanted to share this good news with all of you.


Fantastic Huh?


They said the limo would pick me up today.








O'well, the limo's were all being used but at least they sent a convertible.





Hey you guys!
You passed the White House, we had better go back.




Whatcha mean the President isn't in the White House?

Where else would he be?

Don't worry you say, I'll get to spend time with him anyway.

O'h no, I've got claustrophobia,
you can't put me in with these guys.

either.



What the heck is this, let me out of here, you can't do this to me.  I didn't do it, I'm telling you it was a Hacker that took over my site, see him.  Give me a break.



Where are my friends when I need them?

Yea, that's my friends, hitting the back button and abandoning me here.

That's the story of my life.

I knew I should have used a fictitious name before I sent that book to the Publisher!




 Hey guys, I broke out.





I gotta go folks, I'm just one step ahead of the little men in the white coats.

Hey you guys, get outa here!

Can't you see I'm busy?  Letgo, letgo, letgo, ----- O'---Crap, now what?


Who's that singing?


To the mental ward you go.
To the mental ward you go.
Hi Ho the merry'O, to the mental ward Norm goes.

That's really all folks.  I can't get out of here, they got bars on these windows. Please someone come visit me and let me know when

"The Invisible Patriots"

is published.

I'll need help to promote it also. lol
I sure can't do much promoting in here.
These people are talking to themselves.
Their even answering themselves.
Now who would ever do that?
They must all be nut's.
ROFLOL


Say Goodnight Gracie

Goodnight Gracie

I'll bet ya'll are glad that's over. I'm tired, where's the brandy at?

Whatcha mean, you don't serve brandy in here?  What kind of Hotel is this?

It's a Mental Ward Dummy.
It'll be a long time before you see a Hotel again.
?#%^$*$(%^_%*$^%#






Wait a minute, maybe I found a way out of this mess.





                                           


               
Beam me up Scotty.



Fantastic it
works for me

I'm outahere!

Please don't forget the book folks.

Hot Off the Press!!!
At the present time PublishAmerica is the best price.
Also available to order from

|Amazon|

|Barnes and Noble|

|Books a Million|

ISBN 1-4137-4525-3

"The Invisible Patriots"
by Norman Chenoweth



Thanks for coming by and putting up with my antics.

Please consider buying my book

"The Invisible Patriots"

I'll need the money for attorneys, shrinks, etc.

If you don't like corrupt politicians, you'll love my book.




I wonder if this got anyones attention?

Guess we'll see.

Back Button now.



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