National Emblem Change
From this To this
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem
from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects
the governments political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys
the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives
you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
